Hold My Drink And Watch This takes us to Australia this morning for a case of assault with pork.

 

From the Brisbane Times:

 

"A woman has been hit with a fine after two paramedics were hit with a half-eaten pork chop as they tried to convince her to stop sitting in the middle of the road.

It's not clear why the 21-year-old was apparently eating the hunk of meat at 4.40am on an inner-city Darwin street but the pig projectile has been labelled a "waste of a pork chop"."