From Hold My Drink and Watch This today, Fox News claims Lawrence Ripple, who robbed a bank so he could get away from his wife, has been sentenced to six months of home confinement and 50 hours of community service. Ripple went to a Kansas City bank last September and gave a note to a teller demanding money. He received his cash and then waited for police to arrive. Ripple told them he'd rather be in jail than at home with his wife.