From Hold My Drink And Watch This today, The NY Daily News claims the Vero Beach, Florida police recently arrested Samantha Wilson for attacking her ex-boyfriend with pork fried rice. Brian Kusmer was at a Chinese restaurant when Samantha met him and dropped their eight-year-old son off for a custody visit. The former couple shared a soup before an argument began over their son's excessive school absences. Samantha got mad and dumped a bowl of pork fried rice on Brian. She was charged with battery.