From Hold My Drink And Watch This today, The Daily Mirror claims a London man, who only wants to be identified as Jack S, recently left a note for his wife's boyfriend that read ...

"To the guy doing my wife ... Please stop leaving the seat up. I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my five year-old son believes if it's not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot? Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young, not mentally challenged. Please stop turning the heat up, you pay nothing. Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.vantage. "Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too) has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.''

"P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge...for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer. Thanks''