From Hold My Drink and Watch This today a man in Portland, Oregon has been vandalizing homes and roofs with apples. Almost more annoying than that is that he's leaving notes behind when he does it.

 

Reportedly here is what the notes say:

 

''To The Good Citizens of Callisto,

 

Today I did five houses. My backpack had fifteen apples in it, three apples per house. I pull up on my bike, take my backpack off, get the apples out, put the backpack back on, walk up a little closer and throw them high in the air over the house. The second and third apples are still in the air when the first one hits. Within seconds I am mounted up and gone.

 

Roofs are not created equally so the sound effects vary. It can be nothing, to a muted thump, to louder thumps to almost a crashing sound. I can remember one house. The owner must have had mason jars stacked up under the eaves; the apples came down on them like bowling bowls. I've broken a few windows but that happens rarely.

 

"Apple-ing" five houses takes about seven minutes. It should be noted that the City of Portland might be the best place on earth for a hooligan riding a bicycle with a backpack filled with apples. The neighborhoods are like corn fields, easy to get lost in"

 

The police are looking for leads.