From Hold My Drink and Watch This today, Divel McLean, of Casper, Wyoming, claims she was recently attacked by a bottle of possessed salad dressing. She tells KTWO that she and her friend were preparing dinner when the salad dressing bottle exploded. “I heard pop, pop, pop. I looked up, it was possessed. It was going crazy. It was shooting up in the air, to the side. It sounded like a firecracker going off in the house. How loud was this? Sound effects. Real loud. Well it's hard to explain, I was attacked by a bottle of salad dressing. He probably thought I was in the whiskey or something. From just a $3 bottle of dressing. From the depths of my toes, to the top of my head. I will never eat Dorothy Lynch again. That stuff is crazy.''