From Hold My Drink And Watch This today, The Amherst, Massachusetts police recently cited a woman for slapping a nightclub doorman. The doorman asked the woman for her ID before she presented him with a slice of pizza. While it was a nice gesture,  the bouncer told the woman that her pizza was not a valid form of ID. She slapped him in the face before cops cited her for trespassing. No word on if the doorman got to eat the pizza or not.