From Hold My Drink And Watch This today it's a fan after Josh's own heart. Busted Coverage claims a disgruntled Cleveland Browns fan is selling the team on Craigslist for $350,000. The ad reads ...

 

Door buster special! Investment opportunity for the right person – Professional football team that is currently in the NFL ( not in the AFL yet ) your beloved CLEVELAND BROWNS. YOU CAN OWN THE BROWNS FOR $350k! Act now for the lowest price possible. Buy low and sell HIGH. Value will skyrocket after one win. With your investment you get numerous time tested QBs, 17 rookies on the roster, a possible NUMBER 1 draft pick AND – the most loyal fan base there is. Keep in mind that the AFC north is soon to be depleted since Dalton is a wash up, Big Ben is getting up there in years and the Browns are in prime position to be atop of the division in the next couple of years. The one who has vision can see this cannot go any lower! ACT NOW!

Someone may ask $350k? The answer is yes- I drove all the way from NJ as a Browns fan to pay for a ticket against the Giants the weekend. Proceeds will be used to buy beers.