From Hold My Drink And Watch This today, Staten Island Live claims the Staten Island police recently arrested a 23 -year-old man for reporting a fake robbery so he could avoid a traffic ticket. Cops stopped the man for speeding before he called 911 while the officer was writing his ticket. Cops left and went to the scene of the crime. No crime had occurred. Officers tracked down the speeder the next day and arrested him for falsely reporting an incident.