From Hold My Drink And Watch This today, Metro UK claims a 40 year-old Jackson, Michigan man is ok after jumping out of a second-story window following a break-up. The unidentified man was distraught after his girlfriend dumped him so he ran next door to his neighbor's home, struck a man and then jumped from a second-story window while yelling ''I am Spider-Man''. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment. No wonder "Mary Jane" dumped him!