From Hold My Drink And Watch This today, the Sun Sentinel claims the Sebastian, Florida police recently arrested Perry Zurfluh for robbing a Walmart with an electric mobility scooter. He loaded his cart with $390 worth of items before fleeing from the store. A security guard called 911 before cops arrived and found $1,330 in cash on Perry. He was charged with theft.

 

This may or may not be the security footage...

 

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Ok... well maybe it's just Kaysiesaurus...