Cops were called to a report of dynamite spotted in a car in Kansas. Turns out, the situation was far less explosive.

 

The owner of the car removed the object from the dash - the object, by the way, was an unopened beef stick. 

 

Makes you wonder how big this beef stick was to be mistaken for dynamite?

 

And when did the owner eventually "snap into it", ooooo yeah! That's for all the Macho Man Randy Savage/Slim Jim fans out there.