Sean loves ketchup. Sean can't imagine being afraid of ketchup. So meet the "Anti-Sean".
A waitress in the UK says she is so afraid of ketchup that it affects her ability to do her job. The 18-year-old says she's had mortuusequusphobia (fear of ketchup...look it up) all her life, and the sight, smell, or feel of the red stuff can bring her to tears.
You know what that means? More ketchup for Sean. That and this waitress will never wait on him.